bunty jokes

Ladki: Tumne Mujhe Aankh Kyun Maari, Main Aisi Waisi Ladki Nahi Hu..
Bunty: Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai

Bunty: Yaar Meri Body Mein Iron Nahi Hai.
Pappu: Tumhein Kaise Pata Chala?
Bunty: Kal Maine Full Body Par Magnet Laga Ke Dekha, Kahin Nahi Chipka!

Babli: Mama, Pappu beats me.
Jeeto: Oh dear! How often?
Babli: Every time we play Scrabble!

Teacher: If Guddi has 50 candy bars. She eats 4 and gives you 2 and give the rest to Bunty, what'll Bunty get?
Pappu: Diabetes. Bunty'll surely get diabetes.

Pappu: What's green and has wheels?
Bunty: Ummm! Don't know.
Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Pappu: Please get well soon!
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
Pappu: I am talking to my 'grades'.